agingerstolemysoul

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time
oturtharian

Wondering if I’ll have children…

oturtharian:

abstractandyy:

When I have my own little beasties, boy/girl. They’ll know the meaning of Feminism. I’m NOT having my beasties brain washed by patriarchy.
Whatever they want to be is great, I want them to be happy. And to question things, and be curious of the world.

I am the evil patriarchy here to brainwash your children… BOO!

oturtharian Cool anything else you got to say? Just my own thoughts. But thanks for the laugh.